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A beautiful girl who is very very cute and very very pretty. She is very sweet. A Lanessa will always be there for you if you need her. Lanessa always know’s how to cheer you up if your sad. Lanessa is also very smart. Something A Lanessa will never admit is how perfect she is. If you ever meet a Lanessa, make sure to take care of her and cherish her forever. She is a true treasure.
“Oh.. is that Lanessa? I really wish I was dating her.. too bad she’s taken.”
by GriffinYEET December 12, 2019
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A nice,sweet, cute girl who is also sneaky and likes to play with hearts. A True Heart Breaker
Man I love this gikrl but she breaks my heart. That darn Lanessa
by Unloved January 10, 2012
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Aww man you dont even know how precious this beautiful girl is. She is hella stunning with long ass hair that seems to never stop growing! This girl is hella smart too, too of her classes and always focused on her work. She loves and is loyal to her homies. She is always there to help you through anything. And if you love this girl, she has so much loves coming for you she a lil short girl that loves to mess around, hates dresses, and always has a smile on her beautiful face. Best smile youd ever seen! But pay attention to this girl.... because you never know what moment you see her will be your last....

RIP Lanessa 5-25-05/7-13-20
I miss Lanessa.... she was my homegirl...
Same... I wish I could've said goodbye...
by Ibehellasadandsingle September 24, 2020
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