The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.