School in Chicago that demographics say is more Hispanic than white but really it’s 70% white 22% Hispanic and 8% black
“Wait, how the hell does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than White, mostly everybody here looks like vsco girls and wear booty shorts and tights in attempt to make their ass look bigger”
by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019
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Mostly white girls wearing tights to make their ass look bigger and only go to the games for the possibility of getting asked to homecoming or flirting with the football or other teams.
Wait, how does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than white? I literally see mostly vsco girls and white girls with booty shorts and crop tops in the winter?
by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019
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There are five types of kids at this place: (1) the quiet, irrelevant Hispanic kids w crusty hair who make up 99% of the school, (2) the white guys that say the n word and ask for carts on their stories and, (3) the bitches that only communicate w TikTok dances,

(4) The large community of off brand Stephan Hawkings and (5) the LOUD ltacs who anime run to the 4th floor to do nicotine n turn their hair green
Lopez: Lane tech is like my asshole, it’s big, it smells, and u can fit hella ppl in there

Bald Pincipal: I miss my hair
by ElonMusk December 04, 2019
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a school where the “smart kids” end up becoming stoners and having no friends. the rotc kids drag people down to the basement and rape them with their stupid little pins. mr lopez sticks his dicks in everyone’s ear until they put their fucking id on. with lane kids it’s either suck dick or get your dick sucked
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rotc kid: come down here faggot
retarded religious lane kid: no i’m saving my virginity until marriage

mr lopez: i want you to look at me while i fuck you to make sure you’re picture matches your face
by fatkid13 March 07, 2019
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A school with fag ass kids who ride teachers dicks 24/7 a security guard who will literally ear and butt rape u if u don’t have ur ID on a school where best friends HU with their “besties” ex and not care a school with all gender bathrooms knowing damn well all kids do is fuck in there
Person 1:Hey what school do you go too?
Person 2: Ah no where special just Lane Tech
by A lane tech sophomore October 01, 2019
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The literal worst high school ever. Every single person here is either weird as fuck or thinks they are the shit. You will probably want to kill yourself every single day if you go here. You only get clout by hooking up with a bunch of people or if you’re hot. You either are a clout chaser, a nerd, a stoner, or you’re the ones who want to burn the fucking building to the ground bc you hate it so much.

also known as:
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Joey: Yo what school do you go to
Olivia: Lane Tech
Joey: Ew that school is gay af! LTK
by hoes b mad September 01, 2019
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A school where white skinny nerds run around the halls playing recorder and smashing short Asians
I go to Lane Tech. The nerds are fucking weird as shit.
by Ya Ya Yeetus March 27, 2019
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