Top definition
A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.
Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!
by Zappy19 December 26, 2010
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021