The name of a guy who is has no control over his masculinity because his girlfriend owns him. This name also describes a man who is pussy whipped and his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship. He also has to do a daily 2 hour FaceTime with his girlfriend or she breaks up with him

The act of committing flatulence in the nose gate of another human whilst having their scrotal zone suctioned upside down.

This is a person who will never let you down. He is the sweetest, most perfect person you will ever meet. He is generous, kind, a great friend and boyfriend. He is so beautiful, inside and out, there is no lying around him. Dylan is someone you should be proud of having in your life because he is simply the best you could ever ask for. He will always go out of his way to provide for people and he is so intelligent. When he loves you, you are one lucky girl :) When he loves you, there is no going back, hew ill always love you, and he will make the perfect husband, father, and best friend. THIS PERSON IS PERFECTION & I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART.

Pathetic-looking mustache somehow redeemed by the heroic acts and talent of its owner

harry styles future girlfriend luv . xx 😳💘

An absolute stud. Known for smashing opponents moms and then becoming their stepdads. And Xavier Landry is typically slanging and will occasionally whip it out for show. All the Milfs are into an Xavier Landry!

When you steal thousands of dollars worth of electronics from a friend that trusts you and hide in your moms basement