1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.

2. Daddy Material.

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.

when landons dick grows and poks a hole in his jeans which splits his dick and half with all the pee and cun spolling

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.

Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.

The worst person in the world. Tells everyone who you like and sabotages your rep.