Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17
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by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020
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Landon Leavette. A bad bitch! Makes amazing music. My personal favorite is “Faggots”.
“Baddie Landon is so gay
by therealmooda September 4, 2021
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Landon and Natalie. The most strongest long distance couple there is. They will always manage to work through their differences and any problem that tries to get in the way. Although they have gone through a lot, they are still 10 months strong and will continue to stay that way because it will always be Landon and Natalie against the world forever and always.
stranger 1: “Woah, they’re a really amazing couple”

Stranger 2: “They must be a Landon and Natalie!”
by natalieramennoodles October 24, 2020
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A professional nba superstar known for dazzling the female genre of black people. Another definition could be a loner who has never seen the forbidden fish in his life
Oh gosh that man is a real Landon stephens

“Wow, I’ve never seen such a Landon Stephens in my life.”
by Therealsigmaalfa October 25, 2023
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Son of John Shaw III. Has the hottest mom and baddest cousins. He thinks every girl is bad even mid ones. Packing a 2 inch but he’s secretly an abnormal grower. Can grow up to 9 inches. His sex scale is comparable to James Chen.
Oh my god. Landon Shaw railed me so hard that I thought I was having sex with James Chen
by Brxsr January 12, 2023
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