Has a very dark since of humor. Landon is very smart and has a medium amount of friends I guess. I’m kinda short but my friend who is also named Landon is tall. We hate little kids and want them to leave the surface of earth. We are pretty trust worthy and I don’t give two shits for dating. We both like gaming and stuff.
Here’s a joke”a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hey, then the horse says yes pleaselandon says
by ButtSpinach February 02, 2020
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1. Landon is a guy who is desirable . Calm but attentive . Sweet and gently when needed . He’s there for you when you need him and can give you the world if you asked , he’s the most caring man you’ll ever meet . He makes you feel like something and someone you never have . His smile can make your day turn from bad to the best day of your life . Hanging out with Landon makes you nervous and get butterflies but he’s there to always calm you down and make you laugh . He jokes a lot and friendly . He has the most beautiful eyes and loves music . He likes face time and enjoys long night drives . He is the type of man that you can fall for you and allow your heart to love . He can save you in every way possible like he did me .
1. Landon is my soulmate
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All of the Landons that I know are assholes but I know that not all Landons are like that. Landons can be cute, assholes but once you meet one they may open up to you but until that moment they are bitches. (Just my opinion)
Person: Hey Landon, how are you

Landon: My day was fine, but I have to go

Person: ok ttyl
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A tall, athletic boy. Very cool and funny, very trustworthy. He is really cute, also.
Hey look, there's Landon!
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Landon is a guy who calls you late at night and has a saggy (wewe), thinks he a ninja and always wearing boxers and a hoodie has a nice smile,but still is pulls hella girl even tho he ugly . And is bad and good at the same time,also fates and burps without muting,and always eating mad late
Landon is a dumb mf
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