when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"
GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!
by choover August 30, 2008
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A lesson at school where you haven't completed the homework and may be severely punished for it...
"Phew... just dodged a massive landmine on 2nd lesson"
by filthyemo January 10, 2007
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A drinking game invented in the heart of Sandy Hook.

Materials you will need: two shot glasses, an abundance of beer cans, a quarter, and quality friends

You start off by filling both shot glasses with beer as you drink your beers on the side. you proceed to spin the quarter allowed to use both hands but after that you must use only one hand to take both shots and retrieve the quarter cleanly! otherwise you go again. But while a quarter is spinning someone else can put an empty can of theirs on top of it and it will stay on the table for the rest of the game and it is the spinners turn again. also as spinner you cannot hit the "landmines" put on the table otherwise you go again. rinse and repeat until wasted
beware Landmines ruins friendships
by Eric Danielson February 24, 2013
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When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.
Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"
by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012
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A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..
I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
by weasel1969 October 07, 2017
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When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.
I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!
by D-Ram April 14, 2010
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