A landmine consists of placing a roach (or clip) into a bowl. Then, placing weed and/or tobacco on top. Such that the bomb, very much like a normal time bomb, is placed under a layer of dirt or grass. Proceed to smoke the bowl back and when the bomb is hit the smoker who tripped it must yell landmine.
by nascribe June 09, 2021
After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.
by Dr. Chesterfield January 01, 2015
A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010
Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
by GinoGambino September 27, 2011
a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.
by brahski666 July 24, 2011
by evilaznlayos March 15, 2011
To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.
I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.
by E4member June 19, 2012