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A thin ugly chick.
Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.
by ronniejerseyshorewow July 29, 2010
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For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.
>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there
>>You mean that grenade?
>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade
>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?
>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...
>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
>>You mean that grenade?
>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade
>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?
>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...
>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
by fuckjerseyshore August 04, 2010
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a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
by dboy999 August 08, 2011
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The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
by Tbone July 16, 2003