Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!

That landfill though!

dude i had to get out of there that was a landfill

I spent last night landfilling with the cleaning lady at my office. It was easy to get her to do it because she's a filthy whore.

New Jersey is full of trash.

Man, my breath stinks, i just got a landfill an hour ago.

Did you see landfill?
Yeah, he is teh ghey