Urban Dictionary: Land blasted

Top definition

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

Get a Land blasted mug for your buddy Larisa.

Sep 11 Word of the Day

hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

Get a hungover as a duck mug for your father-in-law Paul.

landblasted

Term used by weekend warriors and military wannabes to describe how drunk they got at the civil war reinactment, or any other weekend event that requires grown men to dress in constumes.

I got so landblasted at the Citadel Renascence festival, I shat my pantaloons.

by tigerbalm1 August 09, 2011

Get the landblasted neck gaiter and mug.

land blasted

verb. - To get bent over and "taken" violently on a parcel of land.

Margie had on her school girl outfit walking through farmer Dan's pasture when Eddie ran up behind her and land blasted her.

by smithlaw November 02, 2011

Get the land blasted neck gaiter and mug.