A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Massive penis, first of all. He is the one to rescue your sweet feeble ass as a demon attempts to eatt your ears and eyes off, with his massive PP-47, he shoots hardened ejaculatory juices (now solid) at the demon gounging its nostrils inside out.

Lance McClain is the most beautiful baby blue boy ever known to exist. He is gay for lance,and has a purpose. He is the ninja sharpshooter, and is loverboylance.

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.