a bitch who literally gets no guys. whoever talks to lana, watch the fuck out. she talks shit and all she does is ignore her friends when she’s with her boyfriend. she dyes her hair and it’s a period blood red color. big eyed bitch who can’t stand people, runs track for fun, and thinks her boyfriend is the only person in the world.
Girl 1: who is that?

Girl 2: oh that’s lana, she’s annoying
by mattsgirlfriend123 August 22, 2021
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A common name, but when spelled backwards, it spells "anal"
Teacher: "Is lana here"

Jeff after class: *Reverses recording*
by Mr. Bleau May 19, 2021
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A girl who loves post malone and is in a lot of fandoms.She has really high standards.
Lana lmao
by minetruyl July 10, 2018
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Lana isn't a bad name, but be prepared to be made fun of by some mean people if it is your name.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 05, 2021
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