Lana is someone who always thinks they are right even though they are far from it.
Hahahahaha. Such a fucking lana aren't you?
by HeckMyGuy April 16, 2018
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Adjective; Whale or know as shamu

Lana is another word for a whale, the real name of the whale shamu is 'Lana'. 'Lana' also in the lyrics of American horror stories 'name game' song.

Megan-"hey court look at that thing getting out of the water"

Courtney- "OMG it's a Lana!!"
The largest sea creature is the "Lana" AKA whale
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Lana is a cute yet fat thicc type of a girl typically with a tan her face typically is rather fat with no jawline unless she forces it she cheats and is not loyal sleeps around and is a hoe
Theres Lana didn't she sleep with 10 guys last week
Oh its Lana she lost her virginity at 8

That's Lana she blew me away
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A very anoying irritating person in the whole FUCKING WORLD
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motherfucker. literally the best and worst human ever. a reincarnation of satan. would suck Satans dick for food.
Don't be like Lana, i heard she sucked Satans dick to get 20/20 vision.
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Lana is a Horrible person who like to steal your man. She is obsessed with people who try to ignore her and thinks she has friends. She is very Dramatic, and is obsessed with being apart of and creating drama. She is very selfish and thinks she is the most popular when she is really not. She is not liked by anyone even if she thinks other wise. Lana is a horrible person to be around and if u have a boyfriend stay away. She has crush’s in people with names that start with J (cough Jackson cough). Lana is an over all monster, I highly recommend staying away before you become just like her.

Boiiiii you tried to steal my man if 5th grade STAY AWAYYY
Lana- lesbian
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Ben: Have you seen Lana?
Jake: No I heard that thottie isn’t here today
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