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A LAN party created by Thornton which has had increased popularity over the last four events. It takes place Friday - Sunday and is filled with sweaty neckbeards. Free tickets if you can prove your virginity. We also have a special room for specials to strip infront of women while playing drinking games.
"Are you going to LanOps this month?" asked Jason. "No, because I can't afford it" replied Ben.
by A Prune January 10, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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LanOps a pan party from a Friday to Sunday where some people drink too much and a dildo is present. There are some pc games being played at some point and copious amounts of autism
I'm off to LanOps this weekend to see a dildo getting wnlanged and some autism in action.
by Geraldbutrer February 19, 2019
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