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short for 'leave a message' ofted used on aim.
i'm gonna be out for the day... lam for when i get back!
by Mel May 06, 2004
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Acronym for "Look At Me" when a co-worker slyly points out an accomplishment to the boss in the guise of a problem.
Did you see that email Mary sent the boss about the TPS not having enough lines for all the info she gathered? LAM, LAM, LAM!
by indacube March 22, 2011
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These are the initials of a particular person, more specifically of a girl. This person is the definition of dumb bitch and is probably the biggest and simultaneously the worst whore out there. Word to the wise to the go out with this girl because she will definitely cheat as she has done to her current boyfriend more times than you can count on your fingers. Wouldn't think the guy would stick around but he did; he says it's because of love but really it's because he's a pussy and a bitch. Believes he can't get any other girl and thinks that L.A.M is the best for him HA. Use this describe a girl that is being an absolute cunt and bitch and if she's cheating on her boyfriend non-stop.
Hey, is that L.A.M over there?

Yooo, his gf is totally a L.A.M.
by datruth69696969 July 24, 2012
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Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.
"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me
by Dave June 16, 2004
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Overweight, Asian American. Gets red while drinking and has few real friends. Small penis size is assumed but not known for certain as no females have been able to confirm this.
You see the Lam at the party? He was all red and eating wings instead of drinking.
by Newell60 February 21, 2005
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Acronym for Leave a Message.

Used in messenger service names if the person is away.
by CryogenicPyro October 17, 2003
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A word (or rather an acronym that describes somebody that has "Look At Me Syndrome" (LAMS!)

Someone who has LAMS likes to be the centre of attention and if the room goes quiet they draw attention to themselves by being silly... or leaves a room returning wearing a wig, costume or doing something to draw people to look at them.
Oh look Daniel and Andy have LAMS!
How embarrassing! How can they do that?

by Andy Jones and Daniel Beckett October 27, 2006
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