When a person (typically girls) wears an oversized shirt that covers their shorts, looking short of like a lampshade

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Putting a lampshade on your girlfriends head, as she sucks an uncircumcised penis, while another anally fucks her

When girls wear skirts without underwear

The act in which upon a lampshade is placed in the center of a room, as to accommodate the sperm of 7 - 10 men in a circle jerk.

The act of placing a cup (usually a red solo one) on the end of your penis and pretending it's a lamp.

When someone, particularly women wear a shirt that is longer than their shorts making it look like they are not wearing anything other than a shirt.