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To give a lamppost is dragging ones sack over the opposite sexes face in an attempt to cheer them up. this is usually followed by some foreplay and then a 69 and or Doggy/Oral.
"Hey Sarah, you look quite down... would you like me to give you a lamppost
by bludinnitbraap July 22, 2008
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Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)
Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."
by HavingSoMuchFun November 28, 2016
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Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.
by shlovesyou April 19, 2009
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Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.
Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."
by roseissocoolomg March 24, 2017
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An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.
"Do you want to make a lamppost"
by europiss November 25, 2005
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A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.
Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post
by Elbow Picke July 18, 2020
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