A bullshit "dummy" invoice given to customers to swindle money.

A person who likes to try multiple jobs, and refuses to spend any money.. this type of person hates his own country instead swears allegiance to a forgeign Queen

Apparently a Scottish surname usually given to short white midgets who date people taller than them.

DISCLAIMER- It sounds suspiciously French but i assure you its Scottish

Lamont is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet. He is very nice and understanding. He has some gorgeous eyes. He’s very fun to be around with. You’ll always smile when you talk to him. He a big ol’ freak ;)

Lamont is a very handsome man who is all about his family. Loves cowboy boots and riding motorcycles. He is a great provider and a great debater. Has a hard exterior shell but soft interior.