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To add a person's name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from said person.
To add one's own name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from others based on effective, if untruthful, advertising.
To add one's own name to a website such as Urbandictionary.com, defined in a positive light, with the intent of acquiring favours, usually of a sexual nature, from others based on effective, if untruthful, advertising.
"Well, I wasn't going to date her, but then I saw how Urbandictionary.com lists her as having the kindest heart, and I changed my mind. Totally not a lamedrop. Yeah, I can trust the internet."
"John Doe: An insanely attractive, 6 foot hunk of man-meat with washboard abs who has been known to hand-rear kittens and shoot lightning from his anus."
"Sally Sobstory: The most beautiful woman in the whole universe, bar none, who frequently buys drinks for strangers at bars and is renowned for her internationally successful line of flannel evening-wear."
"Ben Dover: A body forged in the fires of Isengard, whose enemies tremble at the sight of his fearsome teeth and warm, cuddly nature. Possesses the ability to turn water into low-fat Yogisip."
"DefinitelynotmyAfricanLiteratureprofessor: The object of many a freshman's wank fantasy. Woman, do you even realize how sexy you are? Please, if there is a God, consent to rub genitals with me. Last night I softcocked profusely to your picture in the faculty yearbook. Oh God, I am so lonely. So very, very lonely."
"John Doe: An insanely attractive, 6 foot hunk of man-meat with washboard abs who has been known to hand-rear kittens and shoot lightning from his anus."
"Sally Sobstory: The most beautiful woman in the whole universe, bar none, who frequently buys drinks for strangers at bars and is renowned for her internationally successful line of flannel evening-wear."
"Ben Dover: A body forged in the fires of Isengard, whose enemies tremble at the sight of his fearsome teeth and warm, cuddly nature. Possesses the ability to turn water into low-fat Yogisip."
"DefinitelynotmyAfricanLiteratureprofessor: The object of many a freshman's wank fantasy. Woman, do you even realize how sexy you are? Please, if there is a God, consent to rub genitals with me. Last night I softcocked profusely to your picture in the faculty yearbook. Oh God, I am so lonely. So very, very lonely."
by Deeplyflattered July 09, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011