A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.

when you make a joke that has nothing to do with what the others are talking about., but somehow, someway, it comes out funny.

A situation in which one could not force or hold an erection, even if one tried.

Someone with the natural gift and talents to be something special or legendary but come up way short and even become hated.

A failed cloning experiment conducted by Shaquille O’Neal to ruin Lebron James’s career.

A person who is being unusually lame. Can also be applied to objects or situations.

Your girlfriend's last resort booty call.

He is the guy that is overly eager to get with your girl, despite the fact that he knows she's in a relationship with you. He's looking to take their friendship to the next level.

If the opportunity presents itself, he will have sex with your girlfriend. Depending on the quality of sex, she might mess around with him while still with you.