"This is a song that doesn't end.... This is a song that doesn't end" DEFINITELY this 1980s-1990s children's educational show beats everybody else. An epic children's ed-tv show that makes sesame street and barney look like nothing..... This show was made by a ventriloquist whom voiced the lamb chop character(a plush little lamb) other characters that i remember in this show were a rabbit and a dog....

exceedingly obnoxious side burns that just jump right out at you upon looking at that person

A drop-top Lamborghini, the top has been chopped off, hence "Lamb Chop"

A food similar to that of a dweeble

The Dirty Lamb Chop is when someone draws a puppet on their hand before masturbating so it is more like a lonely mans blow job instead. The term is coined from the sock puppet sheep Lamb Chop. If preferred this can be performed with the puppet being drawn on a sock with a hole in it. The sock version is the preferred version of Canadians, Eskimos, and Santas Elves. For those that prefer anal this can be performed with a handful of crunchy peanut butter and should be referred to as the Grandpa Mudcat named after a different puppet show, the Muppets.

to grasp the love shaft of your partner while making sheep noises

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.