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someone who is well rounded and able to succeed in most areas in life, whether it be education, girls or partying. He/she is also able to charm people with his both his wit and his generosity.
Something lakshman would say:
"you smell like death"
by fantaboulous being October 26, 2011
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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1.hes indian
2. he thinks he's black (o wait,he is black)
3.he raps
4. he's good at math
by alfalanama May 09, 2005
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a guy who lacks literacy, ghosts girls, and is a true mod ting😗✌️
"yo do you know how long this mod ting left me on delivered"
"no how long"
"2 hours"
"damn u must be dealing with a lakshman"
by lhcgdydudivitt August 21, 2019
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