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A burb just west of Denver. Sits under the base of the Rocky Mountains. A great place to live and be from!
Lakewood, Colorado a great place to call your hometown!
by d0c August 12, 2006
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง โ™€๏ธ.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know ๐Ÿ˜ซ"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight ๐Ÿง "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
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A small town in New Jersey where about 8 million Hasidic jews currently reside.
while driving, we have to dodge people in the streets of lakewood
by Sherry January 02, 2005
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Small suburb in Southern California. Borders with the ghetto long beach. This place is filled with gangsters and drug addicts. All of the parks in this town are claimed territories. I you find yourself walking around here at night you should hurry and get inside before you get shot. Lakewood is overly priced. For some reason people like to hang out in the town. People from long beach cross the border just to be in "the wood". This city is like a black hole. Once you're in it it's hard to get out. It sucks you into its missery and drunkerdness. Needless to say, if you come to Lakewood, don't expect to be leaving anytime soon.
Once you step foot in the lkwd, you will forever be here, high off weed.

"Everyone in Lakewood is such a punk."

"Nah, they're just always drunk."
by LakewoodLurkin October 23, 2013
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Suburb in Southern California, adjacent to Long Beach.

Was developed after World War II and rapidly grew with cheap homes made even cheaper to families under the GI Bill. A larger development than Levittown, Lakewood was also the first planned city to have a shopping mall at its center.

Gained notoriety with the Spur Posse scandal in the early 1990s.
Lakewood-Tommorow's City Today (actual slogan)
by Evan G. August 10, 2004
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A large working-class suburb just west of Cleveland, OH. The coastline consists of wealthy older liberals in 1920s mansions. The West End is a party spot for 20 somethings. As for the rest of the place, it's a combination of normal suburban families, gays, trust fund-less broke hipsters, and drug addicted criminal scum. The neighborhood goes from decent to terrible in the blink of an eye depending on where you go. All the billboard ads are for HIV meds, abortion clinics, or drug rehab programs. There's good pizza though, if that's your thing.
I parked my car overnight in Lakewood and someone smashed the window and stole the stereo. Who the hell steals car stereos in 2018?

Last night at Mehalls I saw two drunk 40 year old trannies in a fist fight. Typical.

I took my grandparents to Pier W one time for dinner but after driving up 117th St they said they'd never do it again.
by jimmy911 September 22, 2018
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