noun- (1) the most amazing person on earth (2) an angel found in jeans and a hoodie (3) one of striking beauty, usually with sparkling green eyes though occasionally blue, and always first to say the right thing in any situation

verb- to fail epically. totally irrelevant in connection to the noun.

adjective- any form of "what the hell" attitude from fashion to crazy stunts
Lail is the nicest girl I've ever met!
by out of the freaking blue June 19, 2009
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LAIL (adj) - lail is used to describe something that is unintentionally funny and/or embarassing. This word is rumored to have either been started by Chris "Raab Himself" Raab from the indie movie Haggard or by the discordians after perverting the phrase "lol".
"I JUST HAD SEX WITH A FAT CHICK!"

"Lail. Hope you like having herpies son, that bitch is skanktacular. By the way, she slept with 4 other dudes tonight."
by "Bob" August 11, 2006
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Very Tan skin. Brown hair and Brown eyes. Tall and super skinny. Gets pushed around by her friends, but is also very pushy herself. Quite and naturally pretty. Attracted to guys named Joe, Justin, and Ethan.
Girl 1: That Girl is always getting pushed around by her friends.
Girl 2: Ya, she is such a Laile.

Guy 1: She is so outgoing and naturally pretty.
Girl 1: Yep, she is definitely a Laile.
by Joesph Blingerhofer October 30, 2010
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To tell stories to impress people that may not be true
I did a lail and told my parents I got a job
by duck facing so hard June 02, 2015
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jades hoe
jade bffl
jades skank
jade and lail went to the zoo
by jade April 18, 2005
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a girl who loves to dance. is not boring, and loves friends. she will always be by your side even if u abandon hers. she is beautiful and perfect in every way. loves to laugh and make people smile. ( she <3 fudge)
by sunni1714 January 13, 2014
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