Something to scream when you want too

(If this doesn't get published everyone is gay)
Bonquesha: dan what the fuck have you done

Dan: HECK NO LAID
by GAYTRASHOWO October 18, 2019
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Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day
“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
Ye bro,same!”
by Bored247 March 15, 2020
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Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.
"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
by Primake September 24, 2018
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A moment within an absolute hammering, where the losing participant, gives his or her fans, just a small glimmer of hope, only to see it completely evaporated just moments afterwards.
Madison Keys has laid an acorn here in Melbourne!
by kerbalicious January 23, 2018
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The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler December 23, 2017
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Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.
Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"
by Token Man July 24, 2010
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