Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014
by Bohndo March 14, 2015
Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.
or
Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon
or
Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon
by Joe Gadow January 12, 2006
Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!
I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.
There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.
I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.
There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.
by Special 'K' March 01, 2008