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A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
by Lady Wellington August 06, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018