A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 11, 2020
A child that was born by another woman than the woman who's raising it.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
It could be an adopted child, or a child that comes from the woman's husband's
previous relationship.
by Malkar May 23, 2013
Our lady of mercy academy is the only school in the south jersey region that is all girls. The school is characterized by their hypocrisy and their overwhelming need to play TGIF at nearly every event possible. They make poor attempts to educate their students who are already hardly in school to begin with. The faculty is most welcoming but sometimes one must wonder how some of them got teaching degrees in the first place. There’s an over abundance of photos taken on a day to day basis and they will undoubtedly be posted and featuring the worst angles of you imaginable. They’re supposedly linked with St. Augustine prep which can be noticed as the only all boys school on the south jersey region. OLMA travels over there for different sporting events in attempts to “find a prep guy” but will almost always fail. The school can be recognized for their dedication to sports, they have brought home many trophies and titles and have brought their little school up on the divisions. Their cookies are unmatched, and turkey bowl has been by far one of the most popular meals. They go through teachers like an OLMA girl goes through boyfriends. Not a bad school, but not a great one either.
by shawtyoverhere April 25, 2023
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
by kennclie August 20, 2019
Derived from Red Dwarf, it is used when Rimmer attempts to simulate Jacobean courting. It means a man who uses a cheesy move to try and pull a woman. It's very similar to "Oh Matron!" from the Carry On films.
Katie just said that I had a lovely smile. She's hotter than the sun! I'll try yawning and putting my arm around her slender shoulders. Oh my lady!
by Lavynia May 23, 2014