My mates and I got smashed at the pub in an attempt to outdo one another to who could drink the most beer. The level of laddery increased exponentially and the ensuing rousiness caused us to be kicked out of the pub to crawl back to from wence we came.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak