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Sexy persian princess. Her moves lures men into bed. The eye's of a beauty and an ass of a goddess. Very feisty and aggressive, but men seem to be intrigued and attracted. She is very venomous. Once bitten by her venom, men won't be able to get away and stay attached. This one cannot be tamed and does whatever she pleases. No one can control her because she will do whatever she wants. Her voice is seductive and men get extremely aroused to the voice of this siren.
Im not snow white,
but im lost inside this forest.
Im not red riding hood,
but I think the wolves have got me.
Dont want your stilettos!
Im not, not Cinderella..
I dont need a knight,
so baby take off all your armor!
You be the beast,
and I'll be the beauty beauty.
Who needs true love,
as long as you love me truly?
I want it all,
but I want ya more!
Will you wake me up boy
if I bite your poison apple?

Ladan doesn't believe in fairytales.
by spanishloverhdjs December 29, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Ladan is the kind of girl that attracts everyone to herself
she has big beautiful eyes with the cutest face ever

she is a heartbreaker and she is not loyal and one day she'll leave you broken and she doesn't care about it
by Artawsnowwhite October 17, 2019
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