Urban Dictionary: Lactarted

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

by thebigneon April 01, 2007

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A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

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