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a person who's digestive system is severly upset by dairy products
cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the shits

by locket September 08, 2006
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Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)
Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)
by sokath October 16, 2003
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a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.
Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.
by Daisy Face April 28, 2007
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if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008
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One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.
"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"
by lactarded llama May 29, 2004
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Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.
Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!
by shtoogie123 February 20, 2016
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1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy
1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard
by rileyredds May 27, 2021
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