(Retard)
1. Doesn't do any work and still passes tests
2. is an absolute fucktard

Maddest cunt out, pulls bitches left and right.

A handsome Indian prince,
can be found in many forms mostly the ghetto city playing pool. He believes he is a sassy, swaggity swaggo, fabulous beast but is not.

Typical signs and actions in order to recognise this rare species include:
- hanging around in eucalyptus trees
- flaring dragon nostrils
- polka dot pants
- uncontrollably fluffy hair
- big biceps
- fairy wings
- eats chicken and wowdamelm
- loves snickers
- loves tiana and ruby
- and princess pilo pilo
- sometimes named chip, does not invite jerome to the tea party

A manipulative snake who is skilled with the English language. Lachlan's have the ability to change and manipulate words and situations in order to affect someone else's life for his own benefit.

Lachlan is an amazing person,lachlan will do anything for his friends and he's never too shy to go up to his girlfriend Lachlan has a contagious smile that can make anyone happy. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even when they're not in the mood. Lachlan mostly acts tough in front of his friends, he's actually a really interesting individual and has a lot of secret talents. Lachlan can be a very annoying person to be around sometimes and he always gives you a reason to be mad at him but you really only need one reason to forgive him that's how amazing he is. Lachlan has a heart of gold, spending a few seconds with Lachlan can make you feel really special. If you ever see someone named Lachlan go ahead and introduce yourself. You won't regret it. Who ever ends up dating him is one lucky girl.

Tall guy who never does his work

Lachlan is a pot head. He has anorexia and wants to be a fashion fuck. No style, no future and no friends.