Lachlan is a rectangle, he is seen in kindergarten books like 'the big mean rectangle man' (he is a paedophile). Lachlan plays a very gay game called division 2. He is a gamer and brings his mouse pad too school like a fucking idiot. At lunch he chases kids. Lachlan attempts at selling little kids genitals on the black market. Lachlan is actually featured on Mr. Maker as the big red rectangle.

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

A comedic YouTuber with incredible hair. He looks like Ruel but wears his jeans rolled up at different heights.

Get soaked hard af by white horse cock 🗿

A world famous Pepsi connoisseur, has reviewed many over the years. Certified Top shagger. Good guy but due to his unusual levels of alpha male power he will steal yer bird.

A scrumptious young lad, smallest of the boys, hes cute but has small man syndrome which deters his appearance to others. Get bonkers over any girls that he talks to. Sadly Lachlan hasn't washed in 15 years, he smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. If you meet a Lachlan you are sure to get syphilis

A hairy figure you’ll find around south east Queensland, mostly the Ashmore area. It loves beer and to talk bout how well the jackaroo pushes