A very special breed of Lachlan's as he is so in love with bread you could say he is inbred. All around nice genuine friend. I suggest you find yourself a Lachlan Gill fast as there running out.( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.