A scrumptious young lad, smallest of the boys, hes cute but has small man syndrome which deters his appearance to others. Get bonkers over any girls that he talks to. Sadly Lachlan hasn't washed in 15 years, he smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. If you meet a Lachlan you are sure to get syphilis

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

Smells like hotdog water and soy sauce. Hes 4'9 but is gonna marry a 6'4 girl someday. Obsessed with frogs