Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.
Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.
by Richard Black February 27, 2005
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lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.
I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!
by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021
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It's when you take a slice of swiss cheese, drape it over a woman's vagina, and then eat her out.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah, she was so hot I'd give her a lace curtain on the first date. AND I'd let her eat the cheese."

Guy 1: "That is so beautiful, man."
by Renegadecat October 11, 2009
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A type of censorship exercised by feminists to suppress the publication of opposing views.
My letter to the editor about discrimination of men never made it through the lace curtain.
by Yoda-c July 15, 2018
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