A metaphorical maze sometimes used in the cause of confusion.
Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
Originates from Greek Mythology as it was a structure that was built. After the builder made it, he couldn't get out of it so that is why it is a maze.
by Sam Waters January 10, 2014
A 1980's Jim Henson movie starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly featuring memorable songs like: Magic Dance, As the world falls down, within you, chilly down, and underground.
The plot revolves around a young girl Sarah(Played by Jennifer Connelly) accidentally wishing away her baby brother Toby, the Jareth the Goblin King(Played by David Bowie)
The plot revolves around a young girl Sarah(Played by Jennifer Connelly) accidentally wishing away her baby brother Toby, the Jareth the Goblin King(Played by David Bowie)
"So the Labyrinth is a piece of cake, Is it? Well lets see how you deal with this little slice..." ~Jareth
by HipsterWaffle February 11, 2017
A distressing disorder by which a sufferer is obsessed with the 1986 film Labyrinth, featuring David Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Symptoms include:
- Excessively quoting lines from the film
- Excessively re-watching the film
- Becoming entranced by the film when it is watched
- Becoming entranced by David Bowie's balls whilst watching
- Noticing David Bowies balls
- Talking like Bowie.
Man: Woah, that smells terrible!
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
Person: Its the bog of eternal stench!
Man: Labyrinthitis?
Person: Yeah...
Woman: Whatcha dooooing?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? Nothing, Tralala?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Hey, what you watching:
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Is that... You're watching it again?
Person watching film: ....
Other person: HELLO???
Person watching film: ....
Other person: Fine. Be like that. -walks away-
Person watching film: ...Huh? You say something?
Builder: Sorry ladies, path's closed. Turn back.
Girl 1: (in a bowie voice) Turn Back Sarah.
Girl 2: What a pity.
Builder: Poor girls, got Labyrinthitis.
by Definitely Not Simon February 24, 2012
The Labyrinth is the greatest movie ever. (Thought I was going to come up with something profound, didn't you?)
by DasHeaven July 20, 2003
Girl 1: Were stuck in this labyrinth!
Girl 2: Yeah, what!
Boy 1: I love school bus trips in the labyrinth
Boy 2: I know dude
Girl 2: Yeah, what!
Boy 1: I love school bus trips in the labyrinth
Boy 2: I know dude
by Lansburg August 18, 2011
Me: join my cum labyrinth on discord.
friend no there is to many channels and everyone spams cum in chat!
friend no there is to many channels and everyone spams cum in chat!
by theonewhocucks September 18, 2019
The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
by Stu Caruthers January 06, 2020