A versatile Spanish phrase with a vast array of meanings dependent on context, including but not limited to:

- "next to Denny's"
- "new and improved"
- "we're glad you're here"
- "everything just clicks"
- "growth spurt"
- "fast"
- "free high-speed Internet"
- "giving back to the community"

Due to this versatility, some people have claimed that La Quinta is, in fact, a sub-language within Spanish, rather than a simple Spanish phrase.

Problematically, the term has come to mean so many different things that it is possible to form various complete sentences by simply repeating "La Quinta," a property which can cause confusion and incomprehension from an uninformed listener.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

A tight ass little golf community in the Coachella Valley in in Southern California.

The definition of La Quinta, as in La Quinta Inn: Next to Denny's

Spanish for classy hotel next to the interstate.

The bitch that tries to steal your boyfriend and then cover it up by dating some idiotic lier called Guy that everybody hates