LWCJ, an acronym for a Left Wing Circle Jerk, is a forum, page, group, comments section, subreddit, etc. that is so exceedingly far left that it is full of comments making strawmans about anyone politically to the right of them, mass downvoting anyone who doesn't agree with them, attacking theories they don't fully understand, and/or reposting and debating articles that they haven't read beyond the headline.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."