Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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I walked into a little back street newagents recently and there in the window where you see adverts for French teachers was one with three letters, written in large print saying - LVI, guaranteed and complete with all the usual accessories. Oral instuctions included.
by Stias September 01, 2005