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"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.
Player1: Hey how do i jump
Player2: ltp
by DeadSnipe January 10, 2009
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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Lost The Plot: When you loose the plot; go crazy; go insane; no longer no know what you're standing for.
He's gone crazy/insane!
He's lost the plot!
He's LTP!
by dukenemesis September 15, 2007
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Little Tiny Pecker

A small and harmless penis
Man you got an LTP, can bearly see it.
by diesel #1 October 05, 2007
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That girl is hot, I'd love to LTP with her.
by Cy February 03, 2005
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"Lunch Time Perv." A lunchtime activity with a colleague that combines eating lunch and perving at men and/or women.
"hey bro, LTP?"
"Sure! I'm starving and i saw some hot legal chicks in the cafeteria"
by cwtosh July 16, 2018
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