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Short for License to Kill. A permission given to one person in a group of people smoking a blunt that allows him/her to kill said blunt.
"Damn, this blunt is a roach. Can I get the LTK?"
"Sure bro. Kill that shit."
by jamesdscott44 July 07, 2015
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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"License to Kill"

Used to describe a round in GoldenEye: Source where every shot is a one-shot-kill regardless of where the shot is taken.
"DUDE I SAW BLOOD SPLATTER AND WE'RE ON LTK!!!! HOW THE F*@$ ARE YOU STILL ALIVE"

"stop being a noob fag"
by PWNeddds April 29, 2010
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A false statement made in hopes of gaining acceptance from an admired person or group. Stands for "Lie To Kick it."
Jim: I'm really good at snowboarding.
John: I've seen you and you aren't.
Tim: Don't LTK Jim. We're your friends.
by Andraleah April 11, 2008
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Lunch Time Kids!

From Adam Sandler's famous skit about Momma asking the kids jiggle their balls. Used in chat rooms to indicate a lunch break
"Hey - I'll jump on that bugfix, but first ltk."
by Rog Lewis March 20, 2008
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