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When a defendant is facing a significant amount of time behind bars, has the "oh shit!" moment and begins to spend all his/her time in the free world on Google researching cases which have been thrown out of Court. Said cases may or may not have some resemblance to their case. The person will then convince themselves that their case is EXACTLY the same as the researched case and suddenly develop a mental belief that their attorney doesn't know anything about the law and that they know significantly more...really about everything in general. Where law students study for the LSATs, a person who fits this description would study for the LSHITs.
Dirk: "Man, I don't know what's wrong with my stupid attorney, did you know that 1a) DISTRIBUTION: Licensee shall be imposed by the pleasure of the petitioner is the Warrant Certificates.?"
Larry: "Damn dude, what the fuck are you saying? I can tell you've been studying for your LSHITs!"
by Hattitude April 25, 2014
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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