Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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A nonexistent acronym used to disorient someone or a group of people in a heated online debate or disagreement. Usually it is used by the members of the argument that will find amusement in their opponents feelings of ignorance and obliviousness to the popular internet slang language.
Bill-"Dude, I just LPQ'd that guy last night. You should have seen the look on his ugly mug!"

Frank-"Hey, what does LPQ mean?"

Bill-"Haha! your so out of it! You don't even know what LPQ means! Haha, n00b!"
by i.am.bettr.thn.u June 02, 2010
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Best put, an LPQ can be described as a psychotic dinosaur obsessed woman. These women sometimes become so delusional that they believe they were dinosaurs in their previous lives and have been reincarnated as humans. In some cases, they go so far as to refuse all food except for ferns, grass, and prehistoric trees. Sometimes an LPQ can be aggressive, especially when protecting her man or her cubs. LPQ's have been known to randomly say things that have nothing to do with current conversation. An LPQ can be nice but if you cross one... you are dead.

Many scholars have guessed at what the letters L, P and Q stand for. Some notable guesses from history are:

Labia Patting Queer -- Abraham Lincoln, 1857
Light Particle Quantum -- Albert Einstein, 1909
Long Poop Quelf -- Rosa Parks, 1955
Lusting Pony Quadriplegic -- Neil Armstrong, 1969
Lost Puppy Quencher -- Jane Goodall, 1982
Lynnea Patricia Quick -- Danielle Berndt, 2001
Lingering Picnic Queen -- Justin Bieber, 2010
That girl is an LPQ cuz she likes dinos a little too much and is crazy and nice sometimes but don't you cross her cuz you will die.
by thedefiner123456 July 06, 2010
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