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1.) Large Prehistoric Predatory Flightless Bird
2.) The Police
Ach, Hans run! I got an LPPFB on my ass!
by Targus September 10, 2006
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

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1.) Large Prehistoric Predatory Fligtless Bird
2.) Another name for the Police
Ach, Hans run! I got a LPPFB on my ass!
by Targus September 10, 2006
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