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The self proclaimed king of the Linkin Park Message Board forum the Barracks. He has been described as a troll, a comedian, a revolutionary, and an asshole in general.

His shenanigans have gotten him banned more times than can be counted and he keeps coming back to both torture and amuse the masses.

He can be identified by his ridiculously complex vocab word of a screen name and posts that mock other users. Other notable characteristics include other users that follow him around from thread to thread either as enemies or idolaters.

Beware, you must exhibit impecable spelling and possess wit to escape his wrath.
Newbie: "Who is Hal?"

Mod: "Don't worry about it, just stay out of his way and you will be fine."
by ViciousKitsune April 01, 2004
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
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by Cyanide Baby May 10, 2004
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